英语小笑话,有翻译
(一)
It's sunny day in spring. Miss Cat is fishing. Suddenly the fishing rod moves. "Great! Oh, it's so heavy!" Miss Cat says happily.

The fish is plucked out of the river. "Oh, a big fish! How big the fish is!" She cheers. But she puts the fish into the river and goes on fishing.

At the time Mr. Horse goes by and sees it. "What do you set it free?" He asks. "Because my pot is too small. I can't cook it," Miss Cat says.
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翻译。
这是春天里一个阳光明媚的日子,猫小姐在河边钓鱼。突然鱼竿动了动。“太棒了!哇,好重啊!”猫小姐高兴地喊着。

鱼被拉出来了。“啊!一条大鱼!这条大鱼可真大呀!”她欢呼道。但是她却把鱼放回河里,又继续钓鱼。

这时候马先生路过,看见这一切,就问她:“为什么你把鱼放了?” “因为我的锅太小。我没办法烧这么大的鱼。”猫小姐回答说。

(二)
Tony and his father are eating dinner.

Suddenly Tony asks his father, "Dad, are flies yummy?"

Dad frowns and says, "No, I think it's yucky. Why do you ask me this question? It's a silly question."

But Tony says, "There was one fly in your plate."
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翻译
托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。

突然,托尼问他的爸爸:“爸爸,苍蝇好吃吗?”

爸爸皱眉说:“我想不好吃。你怎么会问这个问题?这可是一个愚蠢的问题。”

可是托尼说:“刚才你盘子里有一只苍蝇。”


(三)


Tom was tired out, and he went to bed as soon as he reached home.

Suddenly it occurred to him that he  had planned to do something that evening. As he could not remember what it was, he tossed and turned in his bed for along time.

Finally the thing came to his mind, "My God, the original plan was to go to bed early!" he said depressingly.
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翻译
汤姆很累,一到家就上床睡觉。

忽然,他想起原来晩上计划做一件事,可他想不起来是什么事,他辗转反侧了很长时间 。

最后他突然想起来了,“上帝,我原来的计划就是早点儿上床睡觉!”他颓丧地自言自语道
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